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P for PJ - Phaltu Joke - Pakau Joke

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Spiderman" bulate hain... kyun???


what is PJ???


what is P+iJ ???


why dont we laugh on a it???


Whats the opposite of Real??


Its COCONUT....


Y....Socho...???


i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why


what is the vector form of sridevi????


???


What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call him up...?


A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....


As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??


wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??


three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.


Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????


Answers are here>>


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Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log use "Spiderman" bulate hain... kyun???


Ans:kyounki uska nam Spiderman hota hai!


what is PJ???


phaltu joke..


what is P+iJ ???


complex phaltu joke...


why dont we laugh on a it???



coz the joke part is imaginary!!!



Whats the opposite of Real??



Its COCONUT....



Y....Socho...???



Becuase it is 'Na-Real'



i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our president....why



coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam



what is the vector form of sridevi????



???



ANS : - TABU!!!!



confused???? why????



ok i'l tell you...



because.



sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!



What would Dharmendra say to Hema Malini if he wants to tell her to call

him up...?


:



Ring De Basanti :))



A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....



As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred to the doctor... how??


...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!



wat is one word in english for kiye karaye par paani ferna??



flush!!



three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.


Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea why?????



COZ the song is HIT......




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