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Cool One Liners !!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Ø If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Ø Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

Ø The road to success is always under construction.

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Ø If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Ø the trouble with being punc tual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

hey... this list is too cool!!!    

a few 1-liner, my favorite
* When you dial a wrong number, its never engaged.

* Last words of a famous gangster-'Who put the voilen in my voilen case?'

* There are 3 kinds of people in this world, 1 can count, other can't.    

tapain ko blog sarai khatra lagyo. you seem to be a Techno savvy guy and the self potrait..a fren of mine looks like you! was good to see those kool gadgets but tehi ta ho ni , vidyarthi jiwan so all tis like aakash ko fal akhann tari mar! lol nyways good that the banda is over, isn't it? n i loved the one liner
"Smile, it always makes ppl wonder what you are up to"...I have too much experience on that one I guess!!
Keep smiling.
stay happy!
Have a Wonderful day :)    

@Zade: Welcome to my blog.........    

By Anonymous Rajesh on 1/23/2007 05:32:00 PM

Great oneliners... Actually I was looking for oneliners from the movie The Matrix, but these are cool as well.. Thx bro'    

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