Monday, November 27, 2006
Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Ø If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'
Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Ø Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?
Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.
Ø The road to success is always under construction.
Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!
Ø A friend in need is a pest indeed.
Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.
Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.
Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ø Born free; Taxed to death.
Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.
Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Ø If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.
Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.
Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.
Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.
Ø the trouble with being punc tual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.
Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/27/2006 02:38:00 PM]
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Tuesday, November 21, 2006
I tried so hard to be someone
That I forgot who I'm
I tried to fill some emptiness
‘Til all I had spilled over
Now everything’s so far away
That I don’t know where I'm
When all that I wanted
And all that I had
Don’t seem so much
For I to hold on to
For I to belong to
When it’s hard to be myself
It’s not to be someone else
Still everything’s so far away
That I forget where I'm
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/21/2006 08:44:00 PM]
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Sunday, November 19, 2006
is the result of Orkut Büyükkökten's 20% devotion of his time working on his personal interests.
Orkut Büyükkökten is a Turkish software engineer who developed the social networking service called orkut while working at Google. He developed Orkut as an independent project while working at Google, the outgrowth of a company policy whereby all employees at Google can spend 20% of their time working on personal interests. Google follows the principle where each employee can divide his time in 70:20:10. 70% on his/her core business, 20% on matters of their interest but related to Google's core business of search and 10% time on absolutely anything.
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/19/2006 04:48:00 PM]
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Friday, November 17, 2006
I'm fed up with Sacred Matrix word and this template, sometimes I get feeling of get locked up in a single template and title I need freshness and change, I always think of changing it and starting a fresh new title & template but I just can't take out couple of hours for it coz now days our all big big bosses are out of the country and I'm the only last man standing who just can't take risk of getting sick and take 1-2 days leave right now I'm suffering with Cold, body ache and damn head ache still holding the post tightly cause there is three audit inspectors from our different clients who will be like lost a child without me.
Inspired with "No One" I started an anonymous blogging but soon i realised I'm not comfortable with anonymous blogging.
I'm also thinking of buying a new URL, something like www.rajeshrana.net in Rs 500/ year, also i don't have to worry about hosting it which usually cost around 4-5 thousand bucks/ month, cause there is www.wordpress.com which allows to host our blog in their server actually if u open a blog in wordpress you can publish it on your personal domain.
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/17/2006 08:07:00 PM]
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Thursday, November 09, 2006
Remembering my classmates after few years
My eyes were filled with tears
Everyone now is busy a lot
No one escaped destiny's plot
Saw the girl, whom once i thought my best friend.
Oops!Today she is someone else's girl friend.
After months, remembered about her for a little while.
Heard she is happy, that made me smile.
Project reviews to campus interviews.
Nicknames to last bench games.
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals.
Short term crushes to classroom blushes.
Everything is fresh in our mind.
Wish life could just rewind.
Let's laugh, play and rejoice.
Once again become college guys.
Chatting and laughing, we all were in elation.
Till the painful moment of separation.
When it was time to part.
We returned with a heavy heart.
Today life is full of commitments.
And too many worries.
But those cherished moments.
Will live forever in our memories!!
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/09/2006 07:03:00 PM]
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Monday, November 06, 2006
I got this interesting n' useful stuff, thought you all will love it. -
What's you first reaction when you land on a website that's written in Russian, Chinese or Japanese ? Most of us would hunt for that English language translation flag and if that's missing, we will copy-paste the site address in Google Translate website or Yahoo Babelfish to convert the site content to English.
Way too much effort. Now let's reverse the roles and say somebody from China or Japan visits your blog (written in English). The foreign visitor will have exactly the same problems that you faced when you were visiting that non-English website above.
Since more than 65% of web users speak a language other than English, it is essential that you provide language translation features in your blog so that you don't miss the non-English speaking traffic.
So when an
Arabic visitor passes your English blog, he or she can just click the Arab flag to translate the website into his native language - That way you don't loose a visitor plus he could even subscribe if the content is good even if written in another language.
Here's a quick tutorial to add language translation to your blog. You can be any blogging platform including Blogger, Typepad, Wordpress that provides access to templates. The visitor will see nine country flags corresponding to
German, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, French, Portuguese, Spanish and Italian languages.
All you have to do is copy-paste the following lines of Javascript code anywhere in your blog template.
All you have to do is copy-paste the following lines of Javascript code anywhere in your blog template.
Actually the above tutorial is an enhanced version of our previous Language Translation Tutorial which was a bit out of date since Yahoo acquired Babelfish and WorldLingo changed their translation URLs.
Though the machine translation powered by Systran is generally not as correct as the service offered by professional translators, not all of us can afford an human powered translation. Plus the non-English visitor can alway connect the dots and make some meaningful sense of your content.
There's no translation support for Urdu, Russian, Hindi, Telugu or other Indian languages.
Credits:Digital Inspiration
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/06/2006 05:53:00 PM]
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Friday, November 03, 2006
MBA woh hai jo pakh gaya hai
Finance Ki Padhai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Termwork Ki Chattaii Mae
MBA Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
'Cash Cow' Aur 'Stars' Jaise Mktng Concepts Ke Kaal Mae
Placement Companies Ki Chaal Mae
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mae
MBA Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Assignment Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai
MBA Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Rum Aur Vhisky Ke Pyar Mae
Cigarette Peene Ke Jaal Mae
Cd's Ke Collection Mae
Girlfriends Ke Possesion Mae
MBA Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mae Maze Karta Hai
Prepatory Leaves Mae Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Hai!!!
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/03/2006 06:51:00 PM]
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
One of my friend scrapped following Eleven commandments of Orkut!!
ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute
nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose",
"sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.
TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just
stupid. Go play in traffic.
THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching
later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one
who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting
into!!
FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.
FIVE
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have
conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others
profiles.
(vice versa too)
SIX
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,
etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
WILL
SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your
scrap figures multiply!
SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put
some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different
ways.
EIGHT
Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not
adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!
NINE
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and
than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!
TEN
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore
with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special
olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.
ELEVEN
If you get a scrap message and it says something like "repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!," IT'S NOT
REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
[Posted by Rajesh] [11/02/2006 02:46:00 PM]
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Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
