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Cool One Liners !!

Monday, November 27, 2006

Ø When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Ø If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

Ø Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

Ø Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.'

Ø I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Ø Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Ø Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders?

Ø I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

Ø The road to success is always under construction.

Ø I say no to drugs -- they just don't listen!

Ø A friend in need is a pest indeed.

Ø Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

Ø Work is fine if it doesn't take up too much of your time.

Ø When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Ø Born free; Taxed to death.

Ø Everyone has a photographic memory; some people just don't have film.

Ø Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

Ø Smile -- it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Ø If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Ø I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.

Ø A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

Ø The hardest part of skating is the ice.

Ø The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who invented the other three, he was the genius.

Ø the trouble with being punc tual is that there's no one there to appreciate it.

Ø If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

Hold on to !!!

Tuesday, November 21, 2006


I tried so hard to be someone
That I forgot who I'm
I tried to fill some emptiness
‘Til all I had spilled over
Now everything’s so far away
That I don’t know where I'm
When all that I wanted
And all that I had
Don’t seem so much
For I to hold on to
For I to belong to
When it’s hard to be myself
It’s not to be someone else
Still everything’s so far away
That I forget where I'm

Spend 20% of your time on personal interests

Sunday, November 19, 2006



is the result of Orkut Büyükkökten's 20% devotion of his time working on his personal interests.

Orkut Büyükkökten is a Turkish software engineer who developed the social networking service called orkut while working at Google. He developed Orkut as an independent project while working at Google, the outgrowth of a company policy whereby all employees at Google can spend 20% of their time working on personal interests. Google follows the principle where each employee can divide his time in 70:20:10. 70% on his/her core business, 20% on matters of their interest but related to Google's core business of search and 10% time on absolutely anything.


Lookin for Brand New start

Friday, November 17, 2006


I'm fed up with Sacred Matrix word and this template, sometimes I get feeling of get locked up in a single template and title I need freshness and change, I always think of changing it and starting a fresh new title & template but I just can't take out couple of hours for it coz now days our all big big bosses are out of the country and I'm the only last man standing who just can't take risk of getting sick and take 1-2 days leave right now I'm suffering with Cold, body ache and damn head ache still holding the post tightly cause there is three audit inspectors from our different clients who will be like lost a child without me.

Inspired with "No One" I started an anonymous blogging but soon i realised I'm not comfortable with anonymous blogging.

I'm also thinking of buying a new URL, something like www.rajeshrana.net in Rs 500/ year, also i don't have to worry about hosting it which usually cost around 4-5 thousand bucks/ month, cause there is www.wordpress.com which allows to host our blog in their server actually if u open a blog in wordpress you can publish it on your personal domain.

Back to the College

Thursday, November 09, 2006


Remembering my classmates after few years
My eyes were filled with tears
Everyone now is busy a lot
No one escaped destiny's plot

Saw the girl, whom once i thought my best friend.
Oops!Today she is someone else's girl friend.
After months, remembered about her for a little while.
Heard she is happy, that made me smile.

Project reviews to campus interviews.
Nicknames to last bench games.
Cultural rehearsals to love proposals.
Short term crushes to classroom blushes.

Everything is fresh in our mind.
Wish life could just rewind.
Let's laugh, play and rejoice.
Once again become college guys.

Chatting and laughing, we all were in elation.
Till the painful moment of separation.
When it was time to part.
We returned with a heavy heart.

Today life is full of commitments.
And too many worries.
But those cherished moments.
Will live forever in our memories!!

Add Language Translation Flags To Your Blog

Monday, November 06, 2006

I got this interesting n' useful stuff, thought you all will love it. -


What's you first reaction when you land on a website that's written in Russian, Chinese or Japanese ? Most of us would hunt for that English language translation flag and if that's missing, we will copy-paste the site address in Google Translate website or Yahoo Babelfish to convert the site content to English.

Way too much effort. Now let's reverse the roles and say somebody from China or Japan visits your blog (written in English). The foreign visitor will have exactly the same problems that you faced when you were visiting that non-English website above.

Since more than 65% of web users speak a language other than English, it is essential that you provide language translation features in your blog so that you don't miss the non-English speaking traffic.

So when an Arabic visitor passes your English blog, he or she can just click the Arab flag to translate the website into his native language - That way you don't loose a visitor plus he could even subscribe if the content is good even if written in another language.

Here's a quick tutorial to add language translation to your blog. You can be any blogging platform including Blogger, Typepad, Wordpress that provides access to templates. The visitor will see nine country flags corresponding to German, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Arabic, French, Portuguese, Spanish and Italian languages.

All you have to do is copy-paste the following lines of Javascript code anywhere in your blog template.

All you have to do is copy-paste the following lines of Javascript code anywhere in your blog template.




Actually the above tutorial is an enhanced version of our previous Language Translation Tutorial which was a bit out of date since Yahoo acquired Babelfish and WorldLingo changed their translation URLs.

Though the machine translation powered by Systran is generally not as correct as the service offered by professional translators, not all of us can afford an human powered translation. Plus the non-English visitor can alway connect the dots and make some meaningful sense of your content.

There's no translation support for Urdu, Russian, Hindi, Telugu or other Indian languages.


Credits:Digital Inspiration

MBA Kaun Hai??

Friday, November 03, 2006


MBA woh hai jo pakh gaya hai
Finance Ki Padhai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Termwork Ki Chattaii Mae

MBA Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
'Cash Cow' Aur 'Stars' Jaise Mktng Concepts Ke Kaal Mae
Placement Companies Ki Chaal Mae
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mae

MBA Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Assignment Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

MBA Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Rum Aur Vhisky Ke Pyar Mae
Cigarette Peene Ke Jaal Mae
Cd's Ke Collection Mae
Girlfriends Ke Possesion Mae

MBA Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mae Maze Karta Hai
Prepatory Leaves Mae Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Hai!!!

Eleven commandments of Orkut!!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

One of my friend scrapped following Eleven commandments of Orkut!!

ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute
nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose",
"sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just
stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching
later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one
who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting
into!!

FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

FIVE
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have
conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others
profiles.
(vice versa too)

SIX
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,
etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
WILL
SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your
scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put
some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different
ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not
adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

NINE
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and
than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore
with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special
olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

ELEVEN
If you get a scrap message and it says something like "repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!," IT'S NOT
REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!
































Actually the above tutorial is an enhanced version of our previous Language Translation Tutorial which was a bit out of date since Yahoo acquired Babelfish and WorldLingo changed their translation URLs.

Though the machine translation powered by Systran is generally not as correct as the service offered by professional translators, not all of us can afford an human powered translation. Plus the non-English visitor can alway connect the dots and make some meaningful sense of your content.

There's no translation support for Urdu, Russian, Hindi, Telugu or other Indian languages.


Credits:Digital Inspiration
|W|P|116281668758233821|W|P|Add Language Translation Flags To Your Blog|W|P|rkrana@gmail.com11/06/2006 06:57:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Kagliostro|W|P|MIRACLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Yesterday I spent 5 hours to install this plugin http://www.nothing2hide.net/blog/2006/08/20/wordpress-global-translator-plugin/ on my blog.
My effort are useless.
(in effect I want add this plugin for you!)

Now I can try and after I'll go to say if this works!!

THANKS RAJESH!!!

I see your email 2 minutes ago: now I respond it!
Hi11/06/2006 07:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|Thank you................

Buit I would like to share one thing that I tried many translation tools but not a single one satisfied me with perfect results.

I'm still waiting for the day when we'll have perfect translation tools which will not only translate mere word but also the enthu and sentiments of author....11/07/2006 05:08:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Kagliostro|W|P|Half Miracle.
(:

It works only with Firefox.
Instead with Explorer not works.

Tomorrow I try to implement another plugin...

SO THANKS VERY MUCH for your help!!!

Hi Rajesh!!11/07/2006 10:23:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|dare dei calci di conservazione .............. Sono sicuro che potete farli…

"keep kicking.............. I'm sure you can do it..."11/07/2006 11:34:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Kagliostro|W|P|I see that there is another plugin more complex for translations but it's use curl extension.
My server doesn't support it.
:(

Instead I had an idea.. this weekend I try to apply it.

Oh... THANKS A LOT FOR ORKUT INVITATIONS!!!11/08/2006 12:04:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|Keep kicking....

I'm sure u'll do it....

Orkut is the best way to keep in contact......

I'm not sure about the craze of Orkut in Italy but here in India... people are after it......
i've found my age old lost friends....

keep in touch......11/08/2006 01:45:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Kagliostro|W|P|In Italy is the first time that I saw Orkut.
Casually in an italian blog (during my search for some plugin) I saw that a blogger sell his Orkut invitation and I understnd Orkut value.

Really I don't use very much this system (my contact are all centralized in MSN) but for you I try this system.
;)))))))

Hi Rajesh11/08/2006 03:16:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|Orkut is a social networking service and it has been estimated that within 5 years it's business will grow rapidly with esimation of $ 580 mn.

I can understand it won't be much help for you unless your friends are there and as u know i frequently travel... so it's very useful for me coz i've many friends from different places... it is easy to oraganise them in orkut.11/08/2006 03:53:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|And there is a link to a free online translator English/Russian & Russian/English (plug-in providing translation of Web-pages)

http://www.online-translator.com/webmaster.asp?lang=en11/08/2006 10:10:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|THanx for the link but Kagliostro's blog is in Italian language.....11/10/2006 02:16:00 AM|W|P|Blogger How do we know|W|P|Rajesh: this did not work on my IE also :-( but cool tool!11/11/2006 07:23:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous mahesh|W|P|Since we are talking translations here, I am wondering if Rajesh knows of any translation engine that can translate Nepali to English. One of my friends, after reading my post in Nepali, asked me this question and I couldn't find one. Thought may be you might have more knowledge on this than I do. Cheers!11/14/2006 09:33:00 AM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|@ Mahesh: I tried a lot but I could'nt find it.... touch luck...11/03/2006 06:51:00 PM|W|P|Rajesh|W|P|

MBA woh hai jo pakh gaya hai
Finance Ki Padhai Mae
Submissions Ki Gehrai Mae
Termwork Ki Chattaii Mae

MBA Woh Hai Jo Phas Gaya Hai
'Cash Cow' Aur 'Stars' Jaise Mktng Concepts Ke Kaal Mae
Placement Companies Ki Chaal Mae
Internals Aur Externals Ki Maar Mae

MBA Woh Hai Jo
Lunch Time Mae Breakfast Karta Hai
Dinner Time Mae Lunch Karta Hai
3 Am Ko Assignment Karte Karte Juice Peeta Hai

MBA Woh Hai Jo Pagal Hai
Rum Aur Vhisky Ke Pyar Mae
Cigarette Peene Ke Jaal Mae
Cd's Ke Collection Mae
Girlfriends Ke Possesion Mae

MBA Wahi Hai Jo
Semester Ke Starting Mae Maze Karta Hai
Prepatory Leaves Mae Hi Padhai Karta Hai
Submissions Hamesha Deadlines Ke Baad Karta Hai
Exams Ke Ek Din Pehele Bhi Orkut Pe Online Milta Hai!!!

|W|P|116256133367867989|W|P|MBA Kaun Hai??|W|P|rkrana@gmail.com11/05/2006 04:19:00 AM|W|P|Blogger How do we know|W|P|badiya hai!! Shows that you perhaps miss the college TP days!11/05/2006 06:21:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|Copy paste mari hai....par sahi mein i do miss a lot....my college.......11/06/2006 06:32:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Raja Gopal|W|P|Bahut sahi mere dost. That was really wonderful. Only after I saw the comments, that I understood that it was copy-paste material... otherwise, while reading, I was thinking, Rana ne sahi likha hai yaar !..... Anyways, visit my blog for latest print Ad's post...11/06/2006 08:01:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|Copy pasted to hai...

par mehnat ki hai..bahut..
kuch changes ki hai.....
photu dhudi hai...
phir adobe photoshop mein editing ki hai....
ek tarah se meri hi ho gayi yeh post....11/06/2006 08:08:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|par dekha jaye to ek tarah se sabhi MBAs ki same life kahani hoti hai.....11/02/2006 02:46:00 PM|W|P|Rajesh|W|P|One of my friend scrapped following Eleven commandments of Orkut!!

ONE
If you're ugly, stop acting like you don't know it & stop using cute
nicknames. The captions under your picture that says "top model pose",
"sexy", "arnt i hot" doesn't convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody
in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You're just
stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you're real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching
later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You're the one
who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u're getting
into!!

FOUR
Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly" "OMG,I'm so fat"
because if you were, you wouldn't post them.

FIVE
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have
conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others
profiles.
(vice versa too)

SIX
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial,
etc.. " IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. " .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU
WILL
SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your
scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don't post them all. Please put
some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different
ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if I/U don't accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not
adding me?" I don't want you as a friend; that's what's up!

NINE
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and
than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore
with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special
olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

ELEVEN
If you get a scrap message and it says something like "repost this
within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!," IT'S NOT
REAL!!QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!|W|P|116245905691611933|W|P|Eleven commandments of Orkut!!|W|P|rkrana@gmail.com11/03/2006 02:33:00 AM|W|P|Blogger How do we know|W|P|Woww.. this is too cool as a post!

Itna sense of humour? Ye orkut ki den hai kya?11/05/2006 06:22:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Rajesh Rana|W|P|haaa.... sare Bharat warse mein kuch aaisa hi haal hai.....Orkut Orkut.... Orkut.....ka nara hai.....10/12/2007 12:12:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Anonymous|W|P|lol...so true...i like tht...-->